
*Let’s have Jason get raped multiple times, have it be a storyline for a few episodes until we no longer need it, then let’s just cut it off and never talk about it again*
while were all like…
*Alos, I think Bill should become the vamp king. I guess he’d need to have sex with someone as well…Hmm, how about Portia!*
And it’s just…
*And we have to re-do that epic shower scene from the books. Let’s mix it up a bit though, let’s have there be a random bed in the middle of Narnia*
*And in the finale I think we should kill off some bad people. While were at it let’s kill off some awesome people too.*
I liked Nan, Jesus, the gay storm troopers. Fuck Tara.
*As for Pam and Eric? Oh yes, they need to fight and we’ll leave the audience hanging on their relationship for 9 months.*
But it’s gonna be okay, he did bring back Steve Newlin, I love me some Steve Newlin. OOH, MAYBE HE’LL GET HIS OWN SEX SCENE.
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I love how Kristin Bauer is the pastors wife on the secret life of the american teenager.
:)
Oh god so hilarious and such a huge paradox.
PASTORS WIFE BY DAY
BLOOD SUCKING VAMPIRE AT NIGHT
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